Grave snatchers meet

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I am told that people who ate the grave are covenening at a Mombasa hotel to discuss ways of keeping vision 2030 alive.

While I am not sure how they did it, Dispatch has it that the Major grave santcher who also goes by the name of Musalia Mudavadi will be opening the forum. Dispatch has also gathered that the City Undertaker one Geoffrey Ma-jiwa will also be attending to at least give tips to Mayors and other town council chairmen on how to eat from the grave.

But what Dispatch has established is that eating from the grave is not as easy as eating maize and drinking Triton oil as one William Ruto and Kiraitu Murungi will attest. The contents of the grave stink to high heavens and Musalia will tell you that he has been stinking since he was mentioned by KACC without much of a reference.

But, Geoffrey Majiwa the undertaker of Nairobi City Council says although he was found with the loot in his mouth, he had done nothing wrong. He argues that his non-existent name was soiled and he wants the courts to compel the KACC to provide Omo with powerfoam or Ariel with Enzymax to clean his name.
Dispatch is not sure what the two who will be sitting at the high table in Mombasa Sai Rock Hotel will be telling other potential grave snatchers.

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