Sex-up our Politics
Life is full of stress and the television news scene does not help make matters easier either. This is because our news is almost predictable to a point. Raila will attack Kalonzo, Ruto and his folk will attack Raila and Raila’s supporting politicians will respond with even more lethal salvos.
But I think I have a suggestion that could be a solution to our boring way of predictable politics. It would save us from the wind driven politics of the Prime Minister. It would also save us from the politics of Kalonzo Musyoka who doesn’t care whether the wind blows or not as long there is a central route.
But these can only change if we borrowed our politics from the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and South African President Jacob Zuma. We would be saved the agony of the dullness of having to deny positions that we have defended in the past for the sake of a headline. It would help us avoid the monotony of seeing colorless politicians who think that audiences care for their version of the truth. It would also save us the agony of seeing people being told to jump and jumping without asking how high.
I would cherish that moment when our Prime Minister, The President of the Vice President would for example call a radio station in person and contribute to a "live" debate on say how to improve your sexual prowess. How hilarious it would be hearing a leading political light exchange views with Maina Kageni on why men need to promote their super machismo egoistic trends. It would be good to leaders or any politician for that mater to participate in a radio call in show where he gives his advice about how to handle women in bed.
Or supposing the leading light does not buy the idea being promoted by the Presenter and instead calls him all manner of unprintables “live” and the presenter responds by calling him a common criminal who has grown a tummy because of stealing CDF funds.
I must admit it is dull for the President to read a poorly written speech to ignorant high school students about stabilising the macro-economic framework. Imagine how good it can be when he throws away his official speech and gives a kubafu speech without holding barrels. Given previous experiences , a kubafu filled mavi ya kuku speech has also brought light on the peoples faces and made them happy.
Of course you and I know we are tired of hand in glove attacks that some politicians like using on others making them look incompetent and worthless.
If we are to rid ourselves of that boring stuff, then we need our politicians to do a Berlusconi- get caught up in sexual scandals, deny them, abuse and say unprintable things. Sexual scandals are good for political office, they make people have something to wag their toungues for some time. Otherwise why would Italians elect Berlusconi and South Africans Jacob Zuma despite all the negative publicity they get for hot loins and their penchant for luscious women?
But these can only change if we borrowed our politics from the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and South African President Jacob Zuma. We would be saved the agony of the dullness of having to deny positions that we have defended in the past for the sake of a headline. It would help us avoid the monotony of seeing colorless politicians who think that audiences care for their version of the truth. It would also save us the agony of seeing people being told to jump and jumping without asking how high.
I would cherish that moment when our Prime Minister, The President of the Vice President would for example call a radio station in person and contribute to a "live" debate on say how to improve your sexual prowess. How hilarious it would be hearing a leading political light exchange views with Maina Kageni on why men need to promote their super machismo egoistic trends. It would be good to leaders or any politician for that mater to participate in a radio call in show where he gives his advice about how to handle women in bed.
Or supposing the leading light does not buy the idea being promoted by the Presenter and instead calls him all manner of unprintables “live” and the presenter responds by calling him a common criminal who has grown a tummy because of stealing CDF funds.
I must admit it is dull for the President to read a poorly written speech to ignorant high school students about stabilising the macro-economic framework. Imagine how good it can be when he throws away his official speech and gives a kubafu speech without holding barrels. Given previous experiences , a kubafu filled mavi ya kuku speech has also brought light on the peoples faces and made them happy.
Of course you and I know we are tired of hand in glove attacks that some politicians like using on others making them look incompetent and worthless.
If we are to rid ourselves of that boring stuff, then we need our politicians to do a Berlusconi- get caught up in sexual scandals, deny them, abuse and say unprintable things. Sexual scandals are good for political office, they make people have something to wag their toungues for some time. Otherwise why would Italians elect Berlusconi and South Africans Jacob Zuma despite all the negative publicity they get for hot loins and their penchant for luscious women?
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